Earlier this week, the media was awash with rumors that Lindsay Lohan would soon be dancing topless in a Las Vegas revue. Alas, the rumors were untrue—but at least we'll always have Lindsay's impressive sideboob.

(And, we might add, these other topless pictures of her, too.)

· Lindsay Lohan – Beautiful Side-Boobage In Hollywood (cameltap.com)

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