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Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jenna Jameson

What do you say about Jenna Jameson that hasn't been said already, and probably more eloquently? Sure, happy birthday – it's her 35th – but how about this: goodbye, Jenna, and Thanks. More »

Jenna Jameson: From Porn To Horror To Rom-Com

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world goodbye, but her mainstream movie career is just kicking into gear. Last year, we saw her in "Zombie Strippers", this year, she's breaking into rom-coms. More »

Jenna Jameson Gives Birth To Twins, We Refrain From MILF Jokes

Much as we miss seeing Jenna in porn, we're happy to hear she's found something else to make her happy: yes, kids, Jenna is officially a mother to two twins. (avn.com, thumbnail)

The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)

As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com). More »

Jenna Jameson To Legally Become Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world adieu, but she'd like to hold on to a few mementos from her time in the jizz biz. Like, for instance, her name. Say goodbye to Jenna Marie Massoli, because she's about to become Jenna Jameson for real. As in, legally. (news.com.au)

Because you have been waiting for weeks now to know for certain, we are happy to inform you that Jenna Jameson is, at last and officially, totally pregnant, and tells Us Magazine that she will be "resting as much as possible" in anticipation of the big event. Which means that if you're expecting her to come out of retirement and do a Belladonna-style "My Ass Is Haunted" DVD over the next few months ... er, don't. (usmagazine.com)

Holly Madison And Jenna Jameson Get Naked For PETA

It seems PETA has run out of mainstream celebrities who are willing to get naked on behalf of the animals—now they've turned to the professionally naked to plead for the rights of the helpless animals, with both Jenna Jameson and Holly Madison featured in recent PETA campaigns. Frankly, we're not that surprised to learn that Holly and Jenna would rather go naked than wear fur. But it's nice to see them using their naked bodies for another cause besides getting us off. (thesun.co.uk)

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com)

Tera Doesn't Seem To Love Jenna

We really don't like to gossip or anything, but are we the only ones who sense a wee bit of bad blood between porn queens Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson in Tera's new interview in BlackBook? (Maybe it has something to do with Tera making remarks about Jenna being "a lot older" and having "more of a porn look" than she does, though she still wishes her "all the best", of course.) We know Jenna's retired and all, but surely a naked oil fight would be the best way of solving whatever difference they might have between them? Just a thought! (blackbookmag.com)

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

Since it's all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of "Virtually Jenna" was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won't be officially finished with the game until 2010. Virtually or otherwise, anyone who's been getting fucked for that long deserves to retire. (villagevoice.com)

If you're breaking into an adult store and can't get the cash register open, we suppose making off with a $385.75 Jenna Jameson Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller is the next best thing. (We probably would have reached for the Heather Vandeven Doggy Style model ourselves, but that's just us.) (Xbiz; buy your own @ adultdvdempire.com)

But What They Really Want To Do Is Direct

Inspired by Jenna Jameson's role in "Zombie Strippers" (which opens this weekend), Premiere magazine takes a long and well-considered look at the history of porn stars in mainstream cinema from Linda Lovelace to Jenna Herself: "Whether any of these performers has a chance to graduate from porn window-dressing to 'real' roles remains (an) open question. As does, to be fair, whether all porn performers actually want mainstream acceptance. There's a big part of the industry that doesn't give it a second thought." (premiere.com)

Would you like to own Jenna Jameson's canary yellow 2002 Lamborghini Murcielago? Buy it now on eBay! There's just one catch: You must be able to handle your own stick ... although if you're a Jenna fan, that shouldn't be a problem. (ebay.com + livenews.com.au)

Old Pornstars Never Die, They Just Get Turned Into Heather Vandeven's Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass

Bowing to consumer pressure for more responsible sex toy manufacturing practices, Topco Sales announced today that it would start recycling its overstock of old, worn out porn star genitalia reproductions to create its new line of "Second Coming" porn star genitalia reproductions. "Our Jenna Jameson vibrating pussy and ass hasn't been selling so well since she got all that plastic surgery" said a company representative, "so when we figured out we could melt them all down and create a new limited edition Heather Vandeven model instead it just seemed like the right thing to do. Heather is so hot right now!" Topco says the new line will be available soon, and that they'll offer a no-questions-asked full refund policy to any consumers who purchase one only to discover that it still feels like they're fucking Jenna after all. (topcosales.us)

Variety seems to think that the Oscars could learn a few tricks from the AVN Awards. Seeing how they're both tedious exercises in self-congratulatory excess we're not so sure about that — though come to think of it, the Oscars might have been slightly more interesting this year if Sharon Stone had been screaming about how she'll never spread her legs for the industry again. (variety.com)

Your Daily Jenna Jameson Update

Jenna Jameson kindly requests that you not harm any animals when you tie up your lover and abuse them with various flogging devices. After all, there are enough raw hides out there as it is. (peta.org)

Jenna Jameson: Zombie Stripper

It's actually a little unclear from this YouTube trailer whether Jenna Jameson is playing a zombie, a stripper, or some combination of the two, but if you're a filmmaker looking for the perfect movie pitch you really can't go wrong with a story that combines two of America's favorite cineplex icons—exotic dancers and the undead. Add a clawless performance by Robert "Feddy" Englund and nary a horror or porn fan could possibly resist. So what if it's going straight to video instead of the mall movie theater? Isn't that where all of Jenna's best work got its start? More »

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous speech at the AVN Awards this year, Jenna Jameson did not get to be the successful businesswoman she is today by letting people walk all over her. Unless of course you happen to be a skateboard aficionado who decides to shell out for one of Zoo York's new limited edition Jenna decks, in which case walking all over her would be pretty much the point. (commercial-archive.com; also spotted @ copyranter.blogspot.com)

It's nice to see Jenna Jameson having some fun in Vegas after her last visit there, which didn't seem like it was very much fun for her at all ... even if we think she should be eating a little more cake these days instead of just jumping out of one. Maybe next trip? (tmz.com)

Jenna Jameson seems to have created a little drama with her unfortunately timed AVN Awards speech. Oh, you didn't know she was retired? Sorry to ruin the surprise. (pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)

She may not be spreading her legs anymore, but Jenna Jameson still plans to spread ink for her new comic book, Shadow Hunter. A free preview issue is available to download now, courtesy of the ironically named Virgin Comics. Consider yourself warned, shadows! (playboy.com + jennacomix.com)

Porn Vegas Dispatch: Jenna Jameson Makes It Absolutely Clear

While her surgeries and weight loss have altered her appearance, Jenna Jameson is still porn's most recognized name, even if non-porn media on the red carpet at the AVN Awards on Saturday night were overheard gasping "That's Jenna Jameson?" More »

We don't want to spoil the surprise of finding out who ended up on Porn-Star.com's list of the Top 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2007, and certainly don't want to prejudice you against our picks for our favorite crush objects of the year which we'll be unveiling later today. Let's just say that this "Jenna Jameson" gal looks like she has quite the future ahead of her if she decides to stick around the industry next year! (porn-star.com)

Top Ten Horror-ble Nude Scenes

There's one thing that all good horror movies do well: they get aspiring young movie starlets to take their tops off. Low-budget slasher flicks may or may not provide scary thrills, but even the most third-rate, half-assed horror film will find a way to get at least one actress naked before spraying her body in fake blood. A few of the better ones actually manage to work the boobs and sex in the plot, so that it's not quite so obviously gratuitous. One of our personal favorite moments is Eurobabe Anna Falchi boning Rupert Everett on top of her zombie ex-husband's grave in "Cemetery Man," but most of the other choices on this list of the ten best horror nude scenes hold their own. Seriously, if you cast Jenna Jameson in a gory mainstream flick is there any chance she's not going to take her clothes off? More »

She may be retired from the performing end of things, but Jenna Jameson will always and forever be our spiritual guide for everything sexy ... and if we ever start to lose conviction, there's always this t-shirt to remind us. (Or our copy of "Janine Loves Jenna", depending on whether we're walking around in public or not.) (etsy.com)

Not everyone appreciates Jenna's entreprenurial spirit as much as we do, however: following the sexual health of the adult industry, fellow pornstress Anita Cannibal took La Jameson to task for not doing enough to promote safer sex in her movies. We guess we could take Anita to task too for promoting cannibalism as a mainstream sexual activity, but why add to all the drama? (laist.com)

Sources tell us (ok, the newspaper) that noted entrepreneur Jenna Jameson is opening a bar—on the site of an old whorehouse in New York City. Make ours a double! (nypost.com, via Gawker)